"Slate—who currently stars on new FX comedy Married and in the big-screen romantic comedy Obvious Child—will play a tough, street-smart mob mistress named Bianca who Jake (Andy Samberg) encounters while working undercover for the FBI. Bianca could turn out to be the one who helps Jake bring the last mobster to justice and close out his undercover case."

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' books Jenny Slate for season premiere (x)



Coach Natalie Nakase has played professionally in the U.S. and has already been a head coach in Japan’s national pro league. Now, she’s the second ever woman to join an NBA coaching staff. 

She’s been proving her hustle for the Clippers, and makes no bones about her goal: to be the head coach of an NBA team. - CM

Get it girl!!

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wow he sure is hungry


no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first


i’m hip


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kill the imposter

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do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles [2004]

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

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